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I'm a huge fan of Nick Offerman, especially in his role as Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec. This line always stuck with me and while breakfast food may not cure what ails you, it'll always help.

  • Letterpress printed on recycled French paper.
  • 4.875"x3.5." Blank Inside.